Love stinks. Skip the sappy roses and come hang in the taproom for a night of anti-Valentine’s Day greatness. No hearts, no Cupid, just straight vibes.

Local tattoo legends Athena, Bambi and Izzy from Amarok Tattoo Studio will be here noon-midnight with two flash sheets because, let’s face it, the only thing that lasts forever is ink. Meanwhile, we’re cranking up the emo anthems that got us through our most tragic heartbreaks while you fuel your angst with our specialty Sloosh and Eye Scream so dark it might actually be made of broken dreams.

Dig out your skinny jeans, slap on that black eyeliner and perfect that side bang swoop. It’s time to feel alive again, but like… in a melancholy way. This isn’t a phase, people. It’s a lifestyle.

Let’s not celebrate Valentine’s Day together. See you there.